you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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