no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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