We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
