Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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