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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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