fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
wow bdsm is so cute
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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