do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
