Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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