i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
