Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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