Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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