I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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