How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
