After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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