i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Can I color on your dick again?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
