i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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