Duck Duck Cougar?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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