i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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