have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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