Soap is not a condiment
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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