big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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