Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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