We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
