Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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