Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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