Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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