you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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