i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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