Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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