the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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