I seem to have left my pride at pride
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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