And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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