I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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