I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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