I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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