Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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