I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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