While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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