I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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