My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
