id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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