I bet he comes in French.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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