The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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