I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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