Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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