he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Randomize
