like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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