theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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