everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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