I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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